Monday, 11 July 2016

COLLIN RETURNS FOR KINGSMAN TOOO



Great news Screen Addicts, while i was up by 2am today wondering why my sleep eludes me, i stumbled on some juicy news. Our favorite character from the 2015 hit spy action comedy KINGSMAN: SECRET SERVICE, Looking back on the scene where he was murdered, the entire cinema was in mourning, because even if we knew he wasn't the star of the movie, i believe one can say he totally owned the whole movie.

Plus the ultimate death in a movie is such that you are killed in such a way that you would never return, example, a detailed car bomb, hanging, beheading (ok, i better stop now starting to sound like a psycho killer) or in the case of Galahad, Collin Firth's character, he was shot in the head at close range, meaning if ever he's coming back it should be as a flashback.



But the power of the internet prevails once again as WE the hungry fans refused to let anyone replace Collin, so the producers of the movie summoned the wisest writers from far and wide to con-cut a delectable bullshit story to explain how a man that was shot at point blank range with the exist wound from the back of his skull returns.



Either way we're happy he's back. KINGSMAN: GOLDEN CIRCLE ( No affiliation or relation to the over popularized Nigerian branded condom), will be opening  JUNE 16, 2017. Elton John, Vinnie Jones and Jeff Bridges are set to appear as well.

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